im bailey. i like dumb things, anime things, homestuck things, and drug things.
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    go backsay shitmeeewritingsend shit

  • princesslibrarian:

    you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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    My anaconda will consider it

    My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

    • Me: She identifies as a girl. So she's a girl.
    • Friend: But she's really a
    • Me: No stop




    "Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!"

    "Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but like, have you tried yoga?"

    "Yeah I understand depression completely stops you from doing everyday tasks AND that you then feel guilty about that… But you have to just power through it and get on with things as normal!"



    Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

    I feel like this is very clever viral marketing by Vans