(Source: beesandbombs)


argendriel:

“Sirius Knight” (2004); “Arcturus” (2004); “Perseus” (2004)
by Jose C. de Braga

(from: Art and Design in Custom Fixed-Blade Knives; Dr. David Darom; Chartwell Books, 2007. - ISBN 13: 9780785822684)


morristibbs:

the thing is tumblr doesnt hate memes. tumblr creates memes on a daily basis and runs them into the ground hours later. tumblr has plenty of memes. hundreds of thousands of people all know what im talking about when i say “fluffy chicken” thats what a meme is

tumblr doesnt hate memes, it hates rage comics. and just about every other source of humor that it cant credit itself for.


spookypuke:

NO BUT GIVE I NEED AAAAH

spookypuke:

NO BUT GIVE I NEED AAAAH

(Source: shop-cute)


pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.


Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

(Source: growlithed)


dirkstridersbraces:

[death metal scream] GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY BABY



(Source: jaymesauce)



splintercellconviction:

mecha-drago:

I’m sorry.

I’M NOT THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

splintercellconviction:

mecha-drago:

I’m sorry.

I’M NOT THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK


180mph:

vaspim:

lameborghini:

asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh

Is this a challenge

*Sonic X theme song starts playing*


morgan-freemans-voice:

i cant breath

me: *sick*
me: *goes on the computer*
parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE